这孩子太有才了!(ZT)

aekk

A dumb boy

A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer ..., "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you." The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?" The boy takes the quarters and leaves. "What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!" Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. "Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?" The boy licked his cone and replied, "Because the day I take the dollar, the game's over!

 

大清太平

  有才！ 放长线，老钓鱼

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Your Cyber Friend

  The game's not over yet, man.

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顶顶大腕卧底

raindrops

   有才

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俺的玉玺，关公所赠

好看不？

大猫日记

  聪明啥呀，大人一问就把底漏了。

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小石子儿

我是英文文盲   --- 谨记我GG的真言：爱我，喂我，别离开我