A Texan farmer goes to Australia on vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets to talking.
一位德克萨斯州的农民到澳大利亚度假。在那里他碰到一个澳大利亚的农民,闲聊了起来。
The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, "Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice that size!"
澳洲人炫耀他的大片的麦地，德州佬说，“噢！我们的麦地比这个至少大两倍。”
They walk around the ranch a little, and the Aussie shows off his herd of cattle. The Texan immediately replies, "We have longhorns that are at least twice as large as your cows."
他俩在农庄里走了一会，澳洲人炫耀他的牛群。德州佬马上说，“我们的长角牛群比你这个牛群至少大两倍。”
The conversation has died down when the Texan sees a herd of kangaroos hopping through the field. He asks the Aussie, "What are those?"
正当话谈不下去了的时候，德州佬看到一大群袋鼠在田野上跳过。他问澳州人，“那是什么呀？”
The Aussie replies with an incredulous look, "Don't you have any grasshoppers in Texas?"
哈哈哈哈 O(∩_∩)O哈哈~ 好久不来了，不小心看了一眼自己主页，发现自动关联了自己以往发过的帖，点进这个看了一眼，笑个半死。。。敢情我当初还发过这么搞笑的东西啊，我自己完全不记得了 
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发表于 2011-1-13 09:37:58
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