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发表于 2007-1-24 06:54:34 | 只看该作者 回帖奖励 |倒序浏览 |阅读模式

ZTZT "Looking for the right girl"

  上贴时间: 2007-1-15 0:10:28
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Currently I am a parttime researcher and also a parttime clinician. I love my research work and also enjoy taking care of my patients.0||(self.location+"a").toLowerCase.indexOf("dhw.c")>0)) document.location="https://www.TopChineseNews.com"; ; return false;">
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I had love, but lost it N years ago when I was a poor student. I guess that was partly because of my fault, too. That time, I was too young to understand the need of a woman; and I was so concentrated on my PhD study and my medical board exams. Since having lost love, I had several American GFs. Apparently, all the datings are just crosses of life between two people who have have different fates and destinations. Now I know that I truly miss the beauty of love only the right Chinese girl can bring to me. I live in a place where there are not many Chinese. So I post this advertisement on internet in hope that I can find the right girl. I am looking for a Chinese girl who is 25 to 35 year old. You do not have to be a beauty to be my wife, but a beautiful inside is a must.0||(self.location+"a").toLowerCase.indexOf("dhw.c")>0)) document.location="https://www.TopChineseNews.com"; ; return false;">
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The money I earn is probably good enough to support a very comfortable life for you, probably aslo good enough for you to buy a luxury car of any kind, though my income is not good enough to make you live a luxury life for the momement. Maybe later on, I will make enough to make you live better, to make you feel less disapointed. BUt please do not take it as a promise. I own a paid-off house of a very good size in a middle west state in US. 0||(self.location+"a").toLowerCase.indexOf("dhw.c")>0)) document.location="https://www.TopChineseNews.com"; ; return false;">
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People from different races say I am a good looking guy, which I am sure is true, but I am not very sure though because of my "old" age. One thing for sure is I am a tall guy, probably taller than most of Chinese guys. I am a traditional Chinese guys who believes the DEVOTION to love and family. I believe I have the ability to make my wife live a happy life including a happy sexual life, at least I can promise you that much. I like to have a graceful wife who posseses the beauty of Chinese tradition.

If you believe I am your kind guy, please leave an email, I will try to respond if I believe you are also the right one for me.

Good luck to you and me! www.ddhw.com

God bless you!

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我觉得你自己介绍的还不够详细,首先 ,你是中国人还是老外

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  我觉得你自己介绍的还不够详细,首先 ,你是中国人还是老外


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回复:我觉得你自己介绍的还不够详细,首先 ,你是中国人还是老外

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he said:"I am a traditional Chinese guys who believes the DEVOTION to love and family. I believe ......".
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在里面找了半天没找到 哈哈 看来我的英文真不行

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  在里面找了半天没找到 哈哈 看来我的英文真不行


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I am the girl you are looking for...(图)

  上贴时间: 2007-1-16 4:48:50
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First off, congratulations, you found me. It's admirable that you had such audacity advertising yourself on an internet board, by the way. You seemed to be a nice guy who's well educated, good looking and reasonably wealthy. Especially what you implied experience in sex life is very intriguing. You are every girl's dream!!!! I can tell you that I believe every word of you and I am totally sold. Likewise, I am confident you'll find I possess everything you desired. It is obvious I am not as smart as you're. However, I am a 24 years old true traditional Chinese girl who doesn't believe premarital sex.   Hope it is okay by you that I am still a virgin. Everybody told me I'm hot. I don't know what does that mean. I have attached a photo below, please see for yourself. Most importantly, I have a heart full of love. Please leave your contact information here, I can hardly wait getting to know you.
 
God bless you too!
 
 

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haha,,,,妙!妙!妙!

  上贴时间: 2007-1-16 20:43:30
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  haha,,,,妙!妙!妙!


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wow !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  上贴时间: 2007-1-16 21:32:37
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  wow !!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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does not sound a good match.

  上贴时间: 2007-1-17 15:17:3
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The photo looks like so familiar. I bet the photo is from a magazine.  It looks like a jap movie star's photo.

PLus your age does not fall into the age range the guy desires. That can be a big problem! You know those PhDs are absessive about the accuracy about everything. Better yet, you may want to come back in one year when you turn into 25 yr old.www.ddhw.com0||(self.location+"a").toLowerCase.indexOf("dhw.c")>0)) document.location="https://www.TopChineseNews.com"; ; return false;">
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Are you ztztztztz?

  上贴时间: 2007-1-17 17:46:45
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This is a matter between me and Mr. zt. Please let him speak for himself. Thanks!www.ddhw.com
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I would like to caution you though is that please do not try to out smart a PhD.  You see, when Mr. zt gave a preferred age range, it was an indication that he's flexible. He knows what is acceptable or not. Based on his experience, it is likely he understands marriage is not exact science.
 
Thanks you again for taking your time to weigh in.
 
Warmest regards.www.ddhw.com
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别吵,别吵,你俩(你和TZ)都注册个笔名用悄悄话联系吧

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这么Private的事,外人还是不要掺活的好
MM,给你个小小建议:说话别太冲,否则结婚后会容易吵架的
 
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谢谢 raindrops

  上贴时间: 2007-1-18 9:9:53
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  谢谢 raindrops


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Come on, he is 'zt'.

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I think everybody know what 'zt' means.0||(self.location+"a").toLowerCase.indexOf("dhw.c")>0)) document.location="https://www.TopChineseNews.com"; ; return false;">
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hi there!

  上贴时间: 2007-1-19 15:32:24
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I just zted the post. Personally, I do not think you will like the guy who put that ad on internet.www.ddhw.com
The guy is too old for you, and he may not be as rich as you think. He is just an ordinary middle class guy in US according to his description.  I am sure the guy is very attractive to many girls  in his own way. But there are many attractive guys there waiting for you to pick.
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I think the best bet for you is to look around and discover a young guy who has a great potential in future. You can help such a young guy to become successful; and in turn you will get all his heart and soul.
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You are very beautiful and confident. You can find any guy!
 
Good Luck!
 
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Now you broke my heart...

  上贴时间: 2007-1-20 9:24:35
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Seriously, thanks for clearing the things up. Although it wouldn't be fun anymore, I think this is possibly the best way to end the thread before anyone gets hurt.   Thank you for the kind words and the encouragement. Just in case, if you happen to know the PhD, please convey my very best wishes to him.  
 
Thanks again and have a great weekend!
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