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标题: A Clinton Story, 21+ (Am I from the Mars?) [打印本页]

作者: 大猫日记 时间: 2013-1-23 07:57
标题: A Clinton Story, 21+ (Am I from the Mars?)

Bill Clinton started jogging near his home in Chappaqua.
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With some apprehension he would brace himself as he approached her for what
was most certainly to follow.

"Fifty dollars!" she would cry out from the curb。

"No, Five dollars!" fired back Clinton

This ritual between Bill and the hooker continued for days.

He'd run by and she'd yell,
"Fifty dollars!"

And he'd yell back,
"Five dollars!"

One day however, Hillary decided that she wanted to accompany her husband on his jog!

As the jogging couple neared the problematic street corner, Bill realized the "pro" would bark her $50 offer and Hillary would
wonder what he'd really been doing on all his past outings.

He realized he should have a darn good explanation for the Secretary of State.

As they jogged into the turn that would take them past the corner, Bill became even more apprehensive than usual.

Sure enough, there was the hooker!

Bill tried to avoid the prostitute's eyes as she watched the pair jog past.

Then, from the sidewalk, the hooker yelled...

“See what you get for five bucks!?"

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作者: xixi... 时间: 2013-1-23 09:28
标题: 难道我也是from the mars [:-D]

第一次听这个笑死了

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还21+

作者: salmonfish 时间: 2013-1-24 01:02
标题: why martian?

why martian?

作者: 大猫日记 时间: 2013-1-24 05:16
标题: means knowing nothing on the earth.

sometimes, when you post something so called jokes, which are not funny at all, cause people read them thousands of times, except someone who is from the Mars.

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作者: xixi... 时间: 2013-1-24 05:17
标题: 大猫GG ，原来salmonGG来自火星的呢 [:-K]

大猫GG ，原来salmonGG来自火星的呢

作者: 大猫日记 时间: 2013-1-24 05:29
标题: 真正的悲剧是他一直以为自己是地球人 [:-K]

真正的悲剧是他一直以为自己是地球人

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作者: salmonfish 时间: 2013-1-24 06:27
标题: 俺是从水星来的。

俺是从水星来的。

作者: xixi... 时间: 2013-1-24 07:29
标题: salmonGG 女人才是来自水星的 [:-K]

salmonGG 女人才是来自水星的

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