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发表于 2014-7-23 05:44:39 | 只看该作者 回帖奖励 |倒序浏览 |阅读模式

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59. 你真有两下子:you really have tow down son www.ddhw.com

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61. 七上八下:seven up eight down www.ddhw.com

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69. 三人行,必有我师:three people go, one is my teacher www.ddhw.com

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74. 上学:up school www.ddhw.com

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76. 是不是:yes no yes www.ddhw.com

77. 十全十美:ten all ten nice www.ddhw.com

78. 十三点:ten three point www.ddhw.com

79. 试试看:try try see www.ddhw.com

80. 耍帅:

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