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现在的同学们读的不是书,是寂寞啊(图)

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发表于 2011-8-15 06:25:57 | 只看该作者 回帖奖励 |倒序浏览 |阅读模式





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发表于 2011-8-15 06:42:59 | 只看该作者

寂寞就读书[:-K](图)


我陪您一起怎么样


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  本贴由[tong-tong]最后编辑于:2011-8-15 2:13:26  

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发表于 2011-8-15 18:50:40 | 只看该作者

Never argue with a woman who reads.


 One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside  cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.

Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out.

She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up,  and begins to read her book.

The peace and solitude are magnificent.

Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat.

He pulls up alongside the woman and says, 'Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?'  

'Reading a book,' she replies, (thinking, 'Isn't that obvious?')

'You're in a Restricted Fishing Area,' he informs her.  

'I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading.'

'Yes, but I see you have all the equipment.   For all I know you could start at any moment.   I'll have to take you in and write you up.'

'If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,' says the woman.

'But I haven't even touched you,' says the Game Warden.

'That's true, but you have all the equipment..   For all I know you could start at any moment.'

'Have a nice day ma'am,' and he left.  

MORAL:      

Never argue with a woman ( a man ) who reads.      

It's likely she (he) can also a thinker. 
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