【大猫“有技含”“N句话”评春晚】怀疑老严头的小品不是原创（图）

大猫日记

最多只能算个有技含转。请看以下新加坡流传的段子就知道了。

An elderly man in Singapore called his son in Christchurch and said,
"I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; thirty seven years of misery is enough."

"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screamed.

"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the old man said. We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your sister in Wellington and tell her," and he hung up.

Frantic, the son Koh called his sister, who exploded on the phone.
"Like heck they're getting divorced," she shouted, "I'll take care of this."
She called her dad immediately, and screamed at the old man,
"You are NOT getting divorced! Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling Koh back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hung up.

The old man hung up his phone and turned to his wife.
"Okay," he said, "they're coming for the Chinese New Year gathering and they will be paying their own airfares."

 

 

 

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小石子儿

  

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谨记我GG的真言：爱我，喂我，别离开我

橄榄油

  屯兄,有好吃给一班长分享点,当然别少了大家的份

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 Olive Oil       

向阳屯

  一班长好。没啥事，就是忙，除了吃，就是准备吃。

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这个世界从不缺乏美，

缺乏的是发现美的眼睛！

 

 

向阳屯

  还没有看过春晚的节目。这个笑话以前倒是看过。

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这个世界从不缺乏美，

缺乏的是发现美的眼睛！

 

 

Your Cyber Friend

  It's a good one。抄袭乎？雷同乎？巧合乎？不得而知也。

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