笑中学英文(梦想成真)

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Fulfilling their requests
There were there men who died and before God would let them into heaven,he gave them a chanc to come back as anything they wanted.
the first guy said,"i want to come back as myself,but 100 times smarter.'so God made him 100 times smarter.
The second guy said,"i want to be better than that guy,make me1,000times smarter.'so god made him 1,000 times smarter.
The last guy decided he would be the best.so he said ,"God,make me better than both them,make me 1,000,000 times smarter.'
So God made him a woman!!!

梦想成真
有三个人死了,在帝让他们进入天堂之前,上帝给他们一个机会,以他们所希望的任何面貌回到人间.
第一个人说:"我仍想作我自己,但要聪明100倍.'于是上帝使他聪明了100倍.
第二个人说:"我想胜过第一个人,让我聪明1,000倍.'于是上帝使他聪明了1,000倍.
第三个人决心成为最好的.所以他说:"上帝,让我比他们两都强,使我聪明1,000,000倍.' 于是上帝把他变成了女人!!

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