看外国人唱中文歌:我赚钱了！！ I Made Money!! (视频)

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我赚钱了！！ I Made Money!!

我赚钱了！！ I Made Money!!
Song originally sung by Wu Ku (吾酷).


Special thanks to my friend Gao Yi (高艺) for the suggestion.

我赚钱啦赚钱啦我都不知道怎么去花
我左手买个诺基亚右手买个摩托罗拉
我移动联通小灵通一天换一个电话号码呀
我坐完奔驰开宝马没事洗桑拿吃龙虾
我赚钱啦赚钱啦光保姆就请了仨
一个扫地一个做饭一个去当奶妈
我厕所墙上挂国画倍儿像艺术家呀
我贷款按揭名牌儿西服手表和电脑咧
我能贷多少就贷多少一直还到老啊
哎还款的滋味儿是实在难熬谁还谁知道啊
--所以我们的口号是先发财再传宗接代呀
哎我们的口号是先发财再传宗接代呀
我以前不小心掉到壑沟里这才算洗了回澡啊
现在分期付款买了个别野废 除了暂住卡了

English:

I made money, I made money, I don't even know how to spend it all
My left hand's got a Nokia, my right a Motorola
I've got Yidong Liantong Xiaolingtong (three phone companies) everyday I change my number
When I'm done with my Bens I hop in my BMW, go to the saunas then eat shrimps
I made money, I made money, just talking maids I've got three:
One to mop one to cook and one to babysit
My bathroom's got national paintings, my bitch looks like an artist
I take loans, mortages, brand names, suits, watches and computers
I borrow as much as I can, pay it back forever
Returning a loan hurts, but who the hell returns loans?
So our motto is first make it big then pass it on to our kids
So our motto is first make it big then pass it on to our kids!!
In the past I fell into a puddle and it counted as me showering
Now I'm paying staged loans, bought a house, and dropped my temp resident card!!!

Chris

To 红老外 With Love.
A response to his video here. Just for fun, no hard feelings!

Red Foreigner, you know class struggle right?
You can't beat me, come meet your land owner.

Every minute every hour protecting my place
My heart knows I'm holding the upper ground.

Now I'll teach you something about my thoughts
Wolves eat sheep, I eat people
Look's like you're gonna become a has been.

Don't cry it's unfair
It's better to keep quiet
My voice is like Buddhist scriptures
Everyone listens respectfully to my orders
Red Foreigner's revolution
Simply has no chance of winning
But your efforts are worth
A little praise

Survival of the fittest, your revolution has failed! Welcome to a new era! Chris is here! As my peon, you're welcome to my home, to wipe off my clothes, wash my floor, and fix my car. Hurry up, otherwise I'll wip your ass.

Red Foreigner, Zhou Jielun (a singer)
Isn't part of China's red guard
I love Xie Lingyun (an ancient poet)
I Admire Liu Kun (an ancient poet)
Go study Confucius
Try to change your fate
I sing my own songs
You sing the garbage of leftists and rightists

Oh, I forgot: my kitchen needs a new coat of paint. Hurry up. There's a good boy.


红老外，知道阶级斗争吧？
你敌不过我，过来看看你的地主。

时时刻刻维持我的地位
心理知道优势属于我的

现在就教你：克里斯的道理
狼吃着羊， 我吃着人，
看来你该变成个可怜的 HAS BEEN

不要说不公平
最好保持安静
我的嘴像佛经
谁都听我命令
红老外的革命
根本没法去赢
不过你的努力
还是值得一次顶!

优势劣汰， 你的革命大失败！迎接一个新时代! 克里斯的临来！
作为我的奴隶， 欢迎你到我这里，擦擦我的衣服， 拖拖我的地板，车也必须修理
赶快做，以免我揍你

红老外， 周杰伦
不是中华红军
我爱着谢灵运
欣赏着刘琨哥
块去学孔子论
改变你的命运
我唱我编的歌
你唱的都是左右派的屎

我的厨房需要刷新漆儿
快点。
乖

Chris

Wednesday, January 30, 2008

社會主義好!

Socialism Rocks!

Chris

My favourite piece of Chinese literature. In this piece, Zhuangzi discusses greatness and the difficulties great people will meet with.

 

Saturday, May 10, 2008

The Meal

Original Chinese lyrics by Chris Pereira. Music is royalty free and can be downloaded at www.incompetech.com.

I'd been waiting in front of the restaurant for ages
Lips watering of course
I couldn't wait, my friend was late
I went in before he got there and ordered a bowl of noodles

He sent me a message, said he couldn't make it
I said no worries, I'll be fine
I told the waitress I wanted to order
She didn't have a pen, so I told her to hurry up

I waited forever, then she came back
Then I told her what I wanted to eat
Fried chicken with peanuts, lotus pie
Sweet and sour pork is also a must

And don't forget those nice little cakes
With a clear pineapple filling
When I'm done that I'll have some ice cream
Make sure the strawberry flavour isn't too strong

mmmm delicious

I'd swallowed half of it before I realized
My noodles still hadn't come
I let a server know
And also took the opportunity to order a couple more dishes


I ordered a serving of fried chicken and tomato
potato slices and Shanghai greens
The waitress said I should stop there
I am a modest person so I said "alright".

But first I ordered some sweets
Mousse cake, and some watermelon slices
That's enough --- oh, now what?
I suddenly realize I don't have money on me.

我早已到了饭馆前
流口水呀那当然
等不及我朋友晚
我先进去要一碗面

他发个信息说不来
我说没事 I'll be fine
给小姐说我想点菜
她没有笔，我说赶快

等了半天她回来
我就说我想要的菜
宫保鸡丁，莲藕派
糖醋里脊也必须买

不能忘那可爱的饼
馅夹菠萝酱透明
吃完这来冰淇淋
草莓味一定要清

MMM 好吃呀

吞下一半才发现
没有端出我一碗面
我通知一位服务员
也趁机会再要几盘

点一份番茄鸡丁
土豆丝，和上海青
小姐说我应该停
我谦虚呀就说“那行”

我先就要些甜点
幕斯蛋糕， 西瓜片
这就够了，--哎呦怎么办
突然发现我没有钱

Chris

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  这老外中文歌唱得真好~！

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