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小孩打911求助数学题 我囧=

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发表于 2009-4-14 00:11:12 | 只看该作者 回帖奖励 |倒序浏览 |阅读模式

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Operator: 911 emergencies.
Boy: Yeah I need some help.
Operator: What’s the matter?
Boy: With my math.
Operator: With your mouth?
Boy: No with my math. I have to do it. Will you help me?
Operator: Sure. Where do you live?
Boy: No with my math.
Operator: Yeah I know. Where do you live though?
Boy: No, I want you to talk to me on the phone.
Operator: No I can’t do that. I can send someone else to help you.
Boy: Okay.
Operator: What kind of math do you have that you need help with?
Boy: I have take aways.
Operator: Oh you have to do the take aways.
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: Alright, what’s the problem?
Boy: Um, you have to help me with my math.
Operator: Okay. Tell me what the math is.
Boy: Okay. 16 take away 8 is what?
Operator: You tell me. How much do you think it is? www.ddhw.com

Boy: I don’t know, 1.
Operator: No. How old are you?
Boy: I’m only 4.
Operator: 4!
Boy: Yeah.
Operator: What’s another problem, that was a tough one. (哈哈)
Boy: Um, oh here’s one. 5 take away 5.
Operator: 5 take away 5 and how much do you think that is?
Boy: 5.
Woman: Johnny what do you think you’re doing?!
Boy: The policeman is helping me with my math.
Woman: What did I tell you about going on the phone?
Operator: It’s the mother…
Boy: You said if I need help to call somebody.
Woman: I didn’t mean the police.

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发表于 2009-4-14 00:22:10 | 只看该作者

聪明的小孩![:-K]




 
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板凳
发表于 2009-4-14 00:42:24 | 只看该作者

下次考试我也打,那才是真正的emergency[:-K]


  下次考试我也打,那才是真正的emergency




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发表于 2009-4-14 06:09:07 | 只看该作者

回复:This sounds so cute......


我的孩子怎么就没这这么聪明呢?
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发表于 2009-4-14 17:35:22 | 只看该作者

哈哈哈哈 这个太可爱了! 我得收藏起来 [:-*][>:D<]


  哈哈哈哈 这个太可爱了! 我得收藏起来




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