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标题: 男人慎入(图) [打印本页]

作者: tong-tong    时间: 2011-9-25 00:30
标题: 男人慎入(图)

 


THREE  MEN HIKING IN A FOREST
   ——三个男人在森林中徒步旅行
 
 
Three  men were hiking through a forest  ...



when they came upon a large  raging, violent river.



Needing to get to the other side,  the first man prayed:



God, please  give me the strength to cross the  river.”

Poof! God gave him  big arms and strong legs  ..



and he was able to swim across in  about two hours,
having  almost drowned twice.

After  witnessing that, the second  man prayed:




God, please  give me strength and the tools to cross the  river.” 

Poof! God gave him  a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs  ..



and he was able to row across in  about an hour
after almost  capsizing once.

Seeing what  happened to the first two men, the third man  prayed:



God, please  give me the strength, the tools and the  intelligence to cross the  river.”

Poof! HE WAS TURNED  INTO A  WOMAN!

She checked  the map, hiked one hundred yards upstream  ..



and walked across the  bridge.

Guys, if at  first you don't  succeed, do it the way your wife told you!
 
 
~~~

GO  AHEAD, SEND THIS TO A WOMAN WHO NEEDS A GOOD  LAUGH
AND TO ANY MAN WHO CAN HANDLE  IT!

 

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作者: 含含糊糊    时间: 2011-9-25 09:44
标题: 为什么男人慎入?是因为最后一张?

  为什么男人慎入?是因为最后一张?





作者: lwk1    时间: 2011-9-26 15:36
标题: Guys, if at first you don't succeed, do it the w

Guys, if at first you don't succeed, do it the way tong-tong told you!



 

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作者: tong-tong    时间: 2011-9-26 20:42
标题: [:-D][>:D<]

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作者: 令人遐想    时间: 2011-9-28 06:04
标题: 见过拍马屁的, 没见过这么拍的[:-Q][:-Q][:-Q][:-Q][:-Q]

  见过拍马屁的, 没见过这么拍的









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