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标题: 强人翻译的三字经 [打印本页]

作者: tong-tong    时间: 2010-12-22 06:28
标题: 强人翻译的三字经

人之初 : At the begining of life.

性本善 : Sex is good.

性相近 : Basically,all the sex are same.

习相远 : But it depends on how the way you do it.

苟不教 : If you do not practise all the time.

性乃迁 : Sex will leave you..

教之道 : The way of learning it

贵以专 : is very important to make love with only one person.

昔孟母 : Once a great mother, Mrs Meng

择邻处 : chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.

子不学 : If you don”t study hard,

断机杼 : Your Dick will become useless.

窦燕山 : Dou, the Famous

有义方 : owned a very effective exciting medicine

教五子 : All his five son took it

名俱扬 : and their sexual ability were well-kown.

养不教 : If your children don”t know how to do it,

父之过 : It is all your fault.

教不严 : If they had lots of problems with it,

师之惰 : their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.

子不学 : You may refuse to study this

非所宜 : but that is a real mistake

幼不学 : If you don”t learn it in childhood,

老何为 : you will lose your ability when aged

玉不琢 : If you don”t exercise your dick,

不成器 : It won”t become hard and strong.

人不学 : If you don”t learn sex,

不知义 : You can by no means enjoy its sweetness.



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作者: tong-tong    时间: 2010-12-22 06:30
标题: 再来英翻中

人之初 :At the beginning of life.(英翻中:生命的起初)

性本善 :Sex is good.(白话文:性是美好的)

性相近 :Basically, all the sex are same.(英翻中:基本上,所有的性行为是差不多滴)

习相远 :But it depends on how the way you do it.(英翻中:但还是得依照个人的喜好而为之)

苟不教 :If you do not practice all the time.(英翻中:若你不随时勤炼精进)

性乃迁 :Sex will leave you.(英翻中:性将远离你的生活)

教之道 :The way of learning it..(英翻中:学习性的指道原则)

贵以专 :is very important to make love with only one person..(英翻中:最最重要的法则是做性这档事只能对一个人)

昔孟母 :Once a great mother, Mrs. Meng.(英翻中:曾经有一个伟大的教母:孟母)

择邻处 :chose her neighbor to avoid bad sex influence..(英翻中:为孩子选最佳性行为示范的邻居为邻,避免坏的性示范而影响小朋友的身心健康)

子不学 :If you don’t study hard,.(英翻中:再次叮嘱,你若再不刻苦勤学....)

断机杼 :Your Dick will become useless..(英翻中:你的鸡鸡就从此报废掉) (机=鸡...HaHaHa...)

窦燕山 :Dou, the Famous.(英翻中:宝先生,名人)

有义方 :owned a very effective exciting medicine.(英翻中:他有一帖非常好的药方)

教五子 :All his five son took it.(白话文:生出来的五个男孩全靠这一帖)

名俱扬 :and their sexual ability were well-known..(英翻中:而他五个小孩的性能力,北港有名声,下港有出名)

养不教 :If your children don t know how to do it,.(英翻中:你的小孩若不知道如何做好性行为....)

父之过 :It is all your fault..(英翻中:这所有罪过都是你造成的)

教不严 :If they had lots of problems with it,.(英翻中:如果你的小孩做这档是有问题....)

师之惰 :their teachr must be too lazy to tell them details on sex..(英翻中:那他的老师一定教很懒散,没有教的很彻底)

子不学 :You may refuse to study this.(英翻中:你或许会抗拒学习它....)

非所宜 :but that is a real mistake.(英翻中:你就犯下真正的错误)

幼不学 :If you don t learn it in childhood,.(英翻中:如果不从小学习它....)

老何为 :you will lose your ability when aged.(英翻中:若上了年纪你会丧失所有的性能力)

玉不琢 :If you don t exercise your dick,.(英翻中:若没有持续操你的小弟弟)

不成器 :It won t become hard and strong..(英翻中:它将不会变的坚硬和强壮)

人不学 :If you don t learn sex,.(英翻中:如果你没有学习性行为)

不知义 :You can by no means enjoy its sweetness.(英翻中:你将无法体会享受其中的甜美)



 






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