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作者: 寒江独钓    时间: 2010-8-23 13:26
标题: 超强爆笑英语


昨天来了个老外,进到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较清闲,面带微笑的:

  前台小姐:"Hello."

  老外:"Hi."

  前台小姐:"You have what thing?"

  老外:"Can you speak english?" www.ddhw.com

  前台小姐:"If I not speak english, I am speaking what?"

  老外:"Can anybody else speak english?"

  前台小姐:"You yourself look. All people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go!"

  老外:"Good heavens. Anybody here can speak English?"

  前台小姐:"Shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing?"

  老外:"I want to speak to your head."

  前台小姐:"Head not zai. You tomorrow come!"

www.ddhw.com

 

作者: xixi...    时间: 2010-8-23 16:31
标题: Shout what shout

  Shout what shout





作者: tong-tong    时间: 2010-8-23 18:20
标题: Head not zai. You tomorrow come!

Head not zai. You tomorrow come!

 

作者: 昭示    时间: 2010-8-24 03:55
标题: 老外:"I will tell the media."

前台小姐:" who 怕 who 呀!!!!"
老外:"我靠,算你狠。。"


 

作者: tong-tong    时间: 2010-8-24 08:54
标题: you will tell what?

You yourself tell . All people are playing, no people have time to hear you.www.ddhw.com

 





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