1．we two who and who？
>> 咱俩谁跟谁阿
2．how are you ? how old are you?
>> 怎么是你,怎么老是你？
3．you don' t bird me , I don' t bird you
>> 你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
4．you have seed , I will give you some color to see see, brothers ！together up ！
>> 你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！www.ddhw.com
5．hello everybody ! if you have something to say,then say ! if you have nothing to say , go home !!
>> 有事起奏，无事退朝
6．you me you me .
>> 彼此彼此
7．You Give Me Stop!!
>> 你给我站住！
8．know is know ,noknow is noknow .
>> 知之为知之，不知为不知…
9．WATCH SISTER
>> 表妹
10． dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse'son can make hole!!
>> 龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
11． American Chinese not enough .
>> 美中不足
12． one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
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13． heart flower angry open
>> 心花怒放
14． go past no mistake past
>> 走过路过，不要错过
15． 小明：I am sorry!
>> 老外：I am sorry too!
>> 小明：I am sorry three!
>> 老外：What are you sorry for?
>> 小明：I am sorry five!
16． If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one!
>> 要钱没有，要命一条
17． I call Li old big. toyear 25.
>> 我叫李老大，今年25。
18． you have two down son。你有两下子。www.ddhw.com
19． as far as you go to die
有多远，死多远！！！！
20． I give you face you don""t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸
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昨天来了个外国人，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，
只有自己比较清闲，就面带微笑的：“Hello?“
外国人：“Hi.“
前台小姐：“You have what thing?“(你有什么事？)
外国人：“Can you speak Eng-lish?“(你会讲英语吗)
前台小姐：“If I not speak English， I am speaking what?“(如果我不会说，那我现在说的什么)
外国人：“Can anybody else speak English? “(还有谁能讲英语吗)
前台小姐：“You yourself look. all people are playing，no people have time， you can wait， you wait， you not wait， you go.“(你自己看看，所有人都在玩呢，都没空，你愿意等就等，不愿意就走你)
外国人：“Good heavens. anybody here can speak English?“(我的上帝，这儿有谁会说英语吗)
前台小姐：“Shout what shout， quiet a little， you on earth have what thing.“(喊什么喊，安静点，你到底有什么事)
老外：“I want to speak to your head.“(我想和你的领导谈谈)
前台小姐：“Head not zai.You tomorrow come.“(头儿不在，明再来吧)